Thursday, October 30, 2008

HPV, everyone

our cervical cancer causing friend poses a new threat. a threat to blowjobs. having 1-5 oral sex partners doubles your risk of throat cancer caused by human papillomavirus. given a bj to more than 5 different people? sorry about your luck, thats 250% increased risk. that is 150% more than 100% risk, ouch. omg, tobacco and alcohol make your risk even higher.

advice: dont be drunk and give a lot of blowjobs. dont smoke cigarrettes before/during (gross)/after blowjobs...or ever-- best option.

gentlemen, i know some of you arent just receiving. dont pretend you arent included in this.

in conclusion: sorry, blowjobs.

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