this sicko's christmas list

bread

socks

paper weight

ceramic bowl

HEARTWORKS. HEART WORKS!

heartworks. anatomically accurate 3D beating human heart. beautiful.

INTERACTIVE MUSIC MAP

someone with too much time on his hands made this badass map. type in an artist you listen to and find where they fall. even better, type in your last fm user name and see where your favorites are plotted.

clinical skills

omg. nerd fun.

so a week or so ago i teamed up with a classmate of mine and participated in the sshp clinical skills competition. um... we got second place for our class! which is pretty boss for not knowing what the fuck to do. 43 teams participated overall. not sure how many from my class, but i would say at least 10+. and these arent dumb kids. im talking MASTERS and PHDs. kicked their asses. take that.

its for your health, doofus

how to floss your teeth

• pull out approximately 18in. of floss, and wrap most of it around the middle finger


• wrap the remaining floss round the same finger of the opposite hand. about an inch of floss should be held between the thumbs and forefingers.


• do not snap the floss between the teeth; instead, use a gentle, sawing motion to guide the floss to the gumline.


• when the gumline is reached, curve the floss into a C-shape against one tooth, and gently slide the floss into the space between the gum and tooth until you feel resistance.


• hold the floss tightly against the tooth, and gently scrape the side of the tooth while moving the floss away from the gums.


• curve the floss around the adjoining tooth, and repeat the procedure.

sexy, bike, road rage

by ryan north 2008

forget FFP, this is the real shit

this fella mark quinn made a sculpture of his head OUT OF HIS OWN BLOOD. that is 9.5 pints of genuine rbc's, baby.

i'm gay for stop motion

i dont know how to put videos in this thing. so uhhh i guess ill just have to use links. the first one is an old video from blu but its still great. the second is a discovery channel thing... i know discovery channel, right? anyways its neato too.

this is fucking great

i saw these images a week or so ago on STREET ANATOMY. i am sure this is not the first time this has been done, but how can i not like something made out of pills and razor blades. to see more work from linton meagher check this out.

HPV, everyone

our cervical cancer causing friend poses a new threat. a threat to blowjobs. having 1-5 oral sex partners doubles your risk of throat cancer caused by human papillomavirus. given a bj to more than 5 different people? sorry about your luck, thats 250% increased risk. that is 150% more than 100% risk, ouch. omg, tobacco and alcohol make your risk even higher.

advice: dont be drunk and give a lot of blowjobs. dont smoke cigarrettes before/during (gross)/after blowjobs...or ever-- best option.

gentlemen, i know some of you arent just receiving. dont pretend you arent included in this.

in conclusion: sorry, blowjobs.

blog?

i am not sure what this "blog" will consist of yet. probably nerd stuff. almost certainly nerd stuff. oh and stuff i steal from good blogs.