SIXDAY-PARTY BLERG: DAY 1

Guildhaus = badass haus

bros and hos

roof party

have you ever seen a meat before?
have you ever seen a meat in a thong before?

cut offs

cartwheels and tumbling for kids (proceeds going to mobo)

My Cards Day 1:
Ace-15 minutes nude (I traded that one to Thom...I don't want all those dudes to see me naked)
9- lick your braking surface...rim dummy
7- lick a dog on the nose

basically, I'll pretty much lick anything

also there was swimming/skinny dipping but I didn't go because I am too afraid of getting in trouble

TRUST THE DOCTOR

my favorite DJ (maybe 3 way tie for 1st) is back in action!complicated feelings- C&D, Full Moon Cruise, or whatever might be happening for SixDayParty? decisions decisions

THE RIDE FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE FULL MOON CRUISE

ON THE SOLSTICE

the cruise is switching things up this month and riding on the solstice

you know the drill- Saturday June 20th 11pm Clifton/Ludlow fountain
bring your bikes, lights, helmets, and get ready to party till the break of dawn
it's the shortest night of the year so it wont be that hard

party blerg: BOMB PROM

super busy on the E-IV shift tonight (septic shock patients). got off work at 1230am, didnt get home until 1, then i went to BOMB PROM!

wish i could have been there earlier (and drunk?) but it was the greatest!

• lots of pals- 2 parts leckrone, rayray, greg, and many many more!
• MISTERDOCTOR
• maple syrup fog machine
• mopeds....lots of mopeds
• greg's blue velvet jacket and puffy shirt
• going to make me "whiskey strong"?
  

super short edition but next weekend will provide another party blerg opportunity- COME TO C&D saturday june 20th for the return of MISTERDOCTOR!!!

to my furry, little friends

in response to the "SQUIRREL IN ROOM. SQUIRREL IN BED" fiasco and the lesser known "SQUIRREL IN TREE. SQUIRREL ON FACE" incident, all i have to say is - take that, fuckers!

Cress Funeral Home, Madison, Wisconsin. photos by Diane Fox

I WOULD TOTALLY EAT THAT

Although my tolerance for a lot of things has decreased recently (art, people who make or talk about art, things that are boring, etc) I still have a very high tolerance for "ick" or "gross"

My favorite "ick" or "gross" thing lately is something I'm going to dub Faux Cannibalism. I love the idea of eating yummy things that look like body parts. Of course, somethings will be far more realistic and disturbing than others, but to me the idea of faux cannibalism is to maintain the functionality (ie tastiness) of the food while making the experience more fun/gross. Basically, I want to eat jello brains but I still want them to taste like jello.

Not the best example, but look I am totally going to eat those jello brains---->




















I would also eat this scary, scary bread


and this cake

PLANT BABIES

LOOKIT. THOSE ARE GREEN BEANS. I GREW THEM.

Helminth Infections

Alright guys, it is time for some real nerding around. Today in my Infectious Diseases class we talked about 2 things that were just too gross- I can't not share this stuff with you.

1. hookworms- they get inside you through your skin (walking around barefoot), make their way to your blood vessels and hang out in your lungs, from which they are coughed up, swallowed and attach to the mucosa of the small intestines to feed on your blood.

2. roundworms- you swallow the eggs from contaminated food/water, the larvae migrate to your heart, lungs, and intestines to mature and feed. Worms as big as 1 foot have been reported. They can exit your body by slithering out your nose or mouth while you sleep.

The chances of me having any kind of worm infection are slim to none (the same goes for you), but I am pretty freaked out every time I cough now.

Also, I was going to include some pictures....but I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw the google image results for "roundworms in humans"

Am I Flirting?

Well, I am always damn well positive when I am flirting- and if you are the one I am flirting with I don't know how you could possibly be confused.

But I guess there are people that don't have flirting on their minds 24/7. For you unfortunate souls, there is a fantastic resource for you- Am I Flirting?

• Are you flirting if you pretend to be interested in __________?
• Are you flirting if you Twitter about a cute barista?
• Are you flirting if you go to Sur La Table for a new knife sharpener and ask the sales guy to explain the pros and cons of every one there?....What if you ask for a demonstration?

Never fear, the wonderful Jay Hathaway is here for you when you urgently need to know whether something is flirting.

(yes, i did that to the sales guy at sur la table. yes, i was flirting. and it was awesome)

MoBo

thanks wooster for the image. seen on the streets of Belfast

so there hasn't been an occasion for me to 'party blerg' about in a while. hopefully that will change after this event that i am really looking forward to:

MoBo Bicycle Cooperative 3rd Annual Fundraiser.
May 16th. Off the Avenue Studios 1546 Knowlton Ave 7pm-1am
Music, free food, GOLDSPRINTS!, booze (for a small donation), and HOT DUDES ON BIKES.
$10 for members, $12 for non-members.

i went last year and had a wonderful time. you better believe that i am willing to shell out my hard earned cash to help MoBo continue their mission!

you may be wondering, "so, what is their mission? and what the fuck is MoBo?"
well i am not going to tell you. go to the website and read about them. and if you live in cincy, come to the party!